Enlightenment Is Lightening Up.

My Dad Sold Encyclopedias And My Mom Worked In A Factory Office.

The Interesting Thing About Life Is, There Is What You Think Is Going To Happen, And What Actually Happens.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

Dad Loved Movies And I Grew Up With British Comedy. My Ultimate Favourite Is Peter Sellers.