Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty

Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

I Am As Frustrated With Society As A Pyromaniac In A Petrified Forest.

I Don't Know If The Unborn Has Rights, But I Do Know That Being Born Again Doesn't Give You More Rights.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

Saint George Killed The Last Dragon, And He Was Called A Hero For It. I've Never Seen A Dragon, And I Wish He Would Have Left At Least One. Saint Patrick Made A Name For Himself By Running The Snakes Out Of Ireland, Leaving The Place Vulnerable To Rodent Infestation. This Business Of Making Saints Out Of Men Who Exterminate Their Fellow Creatures Has Got To Stop. All I'm Saying Is, It's Starting To Get A Little Lonely Up Here At The Top Of The Food Chain.