Elvis Saved My Life When

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

I Don't Invest In The Stock Market, But I Have Pension Funds - Some In America And The Uk.

Learn To Trust Yourself. That's Very Vital. ... Just Stand With Yourself. Remember, In His Lifetime, Van Gogh Sold Only Two Paintings. I Personally Sold Even Fewer.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.