I Pay Taxes In Three

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.