Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.