Religion Is Like Drugs, It

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

There's A Humorous Side To Every Situation. The Challenge Is To Find It.

Early In My Career I Was Divided Because I Had The Real Self Underneath: The Lawbreaker, The Anarchist, The Person Who Swims Against The Tide, The Outsider, The Loner, All Of That Guy. He Was My Private Self, And I Had This Other Side That Wanted To Be Liked In Order To Do All Those Things I Dreamed Of As A Little Boy. I Didn't Realize That Those Things Didn't Go Together Until Later. And I'm Quite Sure That My Use Of Acid And Peyote Helped Me Accept What Was Really Going On Inside Of Me Instead Of What I Had Imposed On Myself.

I Was A Loner As A Child. I Had An Imaginary Friend - I Didn't Bother With Him.

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.