Good News For Senior Citizens:

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.

Israeli Murderers Are Called "commandos," Arab Commandos Are Called "terrorists."

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.

The Things That Matter In This Country Have Been Reduced In Choice, There Are Two Political Parties, There Are A Handful Insurance Companies, There Are Six Or Seven Information Centers.. But If You Want A Bagel There Are 23 Flavors. Because You Have The Illusion Of Choice!