Early To Bed And Early

Familiarity Breeds Contentment.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.