Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage,

Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does Not Amount To Anything Without Practice.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

The Man Who Has Never Been Tempted Doesn't Know How Dishonest He Is.