Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage,

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

It Is A Great Deal Easier For A Man To Find A Pedigree To Fit His Virtues Than Virtues To Fit His Pedigree.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.