Drink Never Made A Man

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

When 'tis An Aven Thing In Th' Prayin', May Th' Best Man Win ... An' Th' Best Man Will Win.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.