Drink Never Made A Man

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

If Christian Scientists Had More Science And Doctors More Christianity, It Wouldn't Make Any Difference Which You Called In - If You Had A Good Nurse.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.