Drink Never Made A Man

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

It Don't Make Much Difference What You Study, So Long As You Don't Like It.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.