Don't You Think It's Strange

My Childhood Best Friend Is An Anesthesiologist. It's The Least Amount Of Human Interaction For A Doctor. I Don't Think You Can Get That Burned Out On It.

I Am A Guy Who Talks About Bacon And Escalators.

My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.

Don't You Expect A Rainbow Coming Out Of The Tub Of Bacon Strips At The End Of The Buffet Line?

Without Valentine's Day, February Would Be... Well, January.