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Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.

The Biggest Seller Is Cookbooks And The Second Is Diet Books - How Not To Eat What You've Just Learned How To Cook.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.