Don't Threaten Me With Love,

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

Love Is Like A Faucet, It Turns Off And On.

I Joined Count Basie's Band To Make A Little Money And To See The World. For Two Years I Didn't See Anything But The Inside Of A Blue Goose Bus, And I Never Got To Send Home A Quarter.

The Only Reason They're Out There Is To See Me Fall Into The Damn Orchestra Pit.

You Can't Copy Anybody And End With Anything. If You Copy, It Means You're Working Without Any Real Feeling.