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When You Go Onstage, You Go On There To Have A Good Time, And You Smile And You Engage With The Audience And You Invite Them In.

I Would Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Than Sex.

I Enjoy The Freedom Of Living Alone And Not Having Anyone Interfere With My Belongings. I Mean, I'm Quite A Selfish Human Being. I Think Being In The Public Eye And Growing Up, It's Made Me Quite Selfish In Some Respects. I Can Be Extremely Generous With Friends, But In Relationships I Can Be Quite Mean In Terms Of My Time And My Affections. I Take People For Granted, And I'm Trying Not To Do That.

Gay Unions, What Is That About? I Haven't Been Invited To Any Ceremonies, And I Wouldn't Go Anyway. The Idea That Gay People Have To Mimic What Obviously Doesn't Work For Straight People Any More... I Think Is A Bit Tragic. I Am Looking Forward To Gay Divorces.

[arnold Schwarzenegger] Is Really Good At ['the New Celebrity Apprentice' Show]. Totally Different Energy To Our Potential President, But He's Cool.