Don't Jump On A Man

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable