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Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry. I Love Washing Machines. I'm The Maid In My House.

If You're Over 52 Years Old And You're On Facebook, Do Us All A Favor And Log Off Now.

Kathy Bates Is Sexy. It's Partly Because Of Her Talent, But She's Got A Great Face, And A Great Laugh.

Stand-up Comedy And Comedy In General Is The Ultimate Form Of Free Speech, Because You Get To Poke Holes In All The Pretentious Bubbles Politicians And Pundits And Popes And Pretenders Try To Float Over Our Heads.

I Love Santa Monica And Venice Because I Like The Beach. I Have A Lot Of Friends In That Area.