Don't Be Silly And Don't

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

You Never Know When You'll Come Upon Something And It's Going To Be Fodder For New Material.

I Think There's A Part, Just A Part Of Comedians, That Is Still Childlike.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

Jack Benny Was, Without A Doubt, The Bravest Comedian I Have Ever Seen Work. He Wasn't Afraid Of Silence. He Would Take As Long As It Took To Tell The Story.