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Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

When You Make Your Mark In The World, Watch Out For The Envious With Erasers.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.