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There Is A Lot Of Difference Between The Man Who Is Not Able And His Brother Who Is Notable.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.