Doing A Half-hour Tv Show

New York Is Nice, But I Don't Like It As Much As I Used To.

I'm Not The Type To Cut Back On Hot Showers, But There's No Harm In Hot Water When It's Warmed By The Sun.

The Seinfeld Motto: No Learning, No Hugging

Keeping A Sense Of Humor About Life. My Parents Divorced When I Was 8, And Whenever I Felt Down, My Mom Would Remind Me That A Sense Of Humor Gets You Through Just About Anything.

I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking Contest. With No Legs. And A Massive Ass.