Does Your Mother Know That

I Shot That Sucker Right In The Gumpy." Grandma Mazur

I Rushed Us Out Of Your Parents' House Because I Didn't Think I Could Manage Two Hours At The Dinner Table With Everyone Focused On Joe Loosey's Joystick Sitting In The Refrigerator Next To The Applesauce.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

I Struggled To Learn Basic Skills, Get A Grip On Markets, Find My Own Unique Voice, Create Story Lines And Come Up To Speed With The Industry. I Struggled For Ten Years Before Having Any Success.