Do You Know How You

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.

You Have To Take Your Own Bold Approach, And If You Do You Will Be Rewarded With Success. Or Calamitous Failure. That Can Happen Too.

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!

There's Something That Doesn't Make Sense. Let's Go And Poke It With A Stick.

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.