You Want Weapons? We're In

Being The Only Writer On A Successful Show Is Very Rewarding.

Rose: 'if You Are An Alien, How Come You Sound Like You're From The North?' Doctor: 'lots Of Planets Have A North!

Never Run When You're Scared. Rule 7.

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.

Hitler: Thank You, Whoever You Are. I Think You Just Saved My Life. The Doctor: Believe Me... It Was An Accident.