Do Not Take A Blind

It Is Bad Taste For A Poet To Be Coarse And Hairy.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.

Wealth--the Most Excellent Of All Gods.

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

When Men Drink, Then They Are Rich And Successful And Win Lawsuits And Are Happy And Help Their Friends. Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.