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We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Hammer Bottle Caps Into The Frame Of Your Front Door To Make It Look Nice.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.