Did You Ever Notice That

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

My Sister And I Never Engaged In Sibling Rivalry. Our Parents Weren't That Crazy About Either One Of Us.