Destiny: A Tyrant's Authority For

Fork: An Instrument Used Chiefly For The Purpose Of Putting Dead Animals Into The Mouth.

Self-esteem, N. An Erroneous Appraisal.

A Chop Is A Piece Of Leather Skillfully Attached To A Bone And Administered To The Patients At Restaurants.

Lead, N. A Heavy Blue-gray Metal Much Used In Giving Stability To Light Lovers - Particularly To Those Who Love Not Wisely But Other Men's Wives.

Birth: The First And Direst Of All Disasters.