Despite Everything, I Believe That

I Think A Lot, But I Don't Say Much.

I Am What A Romantic Movie Is To A Profound Thinker - A Mere Diversion, A Comic Interlude, Something That Is Soon Forgotten.

There's Something Happening Everyday, But I'm Too Tired And Lazy To Write It All Down.

What One Christian Does Is His Own Responsibility, What One Jew Does Is Thrown Back At All Jews.

Everyone Thinks I'm Showing Off When I Talk, Ridiculous When I'm Silent, Insolent When I Answer, Cunning When I Have A Good Idea, Lazy When I'm Tired, Selfish When I Eat One Bite More Than I Should.