Debts Are Nowadays Like Children

People Don't Mind Being Mean; But They Never Want To Be Ridiculous.

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

Nearly All Men Die Of Their Medicines, Not Of Their Diseases.

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

Assassination's The Fastest Way.