Dear World, I Am Leaving

It's Not That It's So Good With Money, But That It's So Bad Without It.

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."

I Am Essential To The Theater.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

Acting Is Like Roller Skating. Once You Know How To Do It, It Is Neither Stimulating Nor Exciting.