Acting Is Like Roller Skating.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

I Am A Reformed Catholic. I'm A Buddhist In Other Words.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored.

The Actor Is Not Quite A Human Being-but Then, Who Is?