Deaf? If You're Near There,

Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

I've Never Been Noticeably Reticent About Talking On Subjects About Which I Know Nothing.

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.