Why Don't You Go And

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.