Dancing Is A Very Crude

Even Under The Most Perfect Social Democracy We Should, Without Communism, Still Be Living Like Hogs, Except That Each Hog Would Get His Fair Share Of Grub.... Whilst We Are Hogs, Let Us At Least Be Well-fed, Healthy, Reciprocally Useful Hogs, Instead Of--well, Instead Of The Sort We Are At Present.

Titles Distinguish The Mediocre, Embarrass The Superior, And Are Disgraced By The Inferior.

A Broken Heart Is A Very Pleasant Complaint For A Man In London If He Has A Comfortable Income.

When You Find Something Funny Search It For Hidden Truth.

Marriage Is An Alliance Entered Into By A Man Who Can't Sleep With The Window Shut, And A Woman Who Can't Sleep With The Window Open.