Dad's Going Steady With A

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.