Dad Was In The British

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

Europe To Me Is Young People Trying To Appear Middle-aged And Middle-aged People Trying To Appear Young.

Austin Sounds A Little Bit Like Aston Martin, Which Is The Type Of Car James Bond Would Drive.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

Everything I Do Is Autobiographical In Some Way. 'wayne's World' Was Me Growing Up In The Suburbs Of Toronto And Listening To Heavy Metal, And 'austin Powers' Was Every Bit Of British Culture That My Father, Who Passed Away In 1991, Had Forced Me To Watch And Taught Me To Love.