Dad Was In The British

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

Europe Is Scooters. Europe Is Five Young People On One Bench Sharing A Chocolate Bar. Their Idea Of Entertainment And Fun Is So Much Different Than Ours, Which Is Exactly Why A Movie About Them Would Be Funny.

Canada Is A Country Of Ingredients Without A Cuisine; We're A Country With Musicians Without An Indigenous Instrument; Toronto's A City That Doesn't Even Have A Dish Named After It.