Curse Hermes And His Multi-vitamins!

He [percy] Pleaded With Those Sea-green Eyes, Like A Cute Baby Seal That Needed Help. Piper Wondered How Annabeth Ever Won An Argument With This Guy.

Leo Fell In Love With Every Girl He Saw-as Long As She Was Completely Out Of His League.

Please Excuse Jason From Eternal Damnation. He Has Had Amnesia.

Heroes Like You Always Have A Weak Spot. We Just Have To Find It, And Then We Can Kill You. Won't That Be Lovely? Have A Cheese 'n' Wiener!

So...your Name Means Mr.underwear." -frank