Crash Programs Fail Because They

Get Me A Broom. I'll Sweep My Own Office.

Conquering The Universe One Has To Solve Two Problems: Gravity And Red Tape. We Could Have Mastered Gravity.

I Believe In An Immortal Soul. Science Has Proved That Nothing Disintegrates Into Nothingness. Life And Soul, Therefore, Cannot Disintegrate Into Nothingness, And So Are Immortal.

Crash Programs Fail Because They Are Based On Theory That, With Nine Women Pregnant, You Can Get A Baby In A Month.

A Good Engineer Gets Stale Very Fast If He Doesn't Keep His Hands Dirty.