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A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.

So, To Say Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He’s The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That’s Not Black Progress. That’s White Progress. There’s Been Black People Qualified To Be President For Hundreds Of Years. The Question Is, You Know, My Kids Are Smart, Educated, Beautiful, Polite Children. There Have Been Smart, Educated, Beautiful, Polite Black Children For Hundreds Of Years. The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.