Tomorrow Is More Sure Than

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.

You'd Got A Baseball Game, Or A Football Game, Basketball Game, "usa! Usa! Usa!" Hey, Calm Down! Got A Little German On It, Don't You Think?

Black People Have Been Qualified To Be President For Hundreds Of Years. George Washington Carver Could Have Been President. I Could Go On With A List Of Black Men That Were Qualified To Be The President Of The United States. So The Obama Victory Is Progress For White People.

Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out Of A Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, 'i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!'