Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth.

Religion Is Run By Thought Police. 'obey. Listen. This Is What You Do. Don't Ask Questions. Go Die For Your Country.' The Spirituality Says, 'okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.'

Marijuana Is A Proven Medicine.

I've Always Believed In The Concept Of Retirement. I Retired For The First Time At Age 18 ... From School. To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Want To Do Without Worrying About Getting Paid For It.

I Was More Of A Weightlifter.

I Look On Everything With A Very Optimistic Eye. Because I'm A Body Builder By Trade, You Know, That Was My Intent All My Life.