Comedians, We're Just People Who

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.