Come When You're Called; And

Let The Sexes Mutually Forgive Each Other Their Follies; Or, What Is Much Better, Let Them Combine Their Talents For Their General Advantage.

Did The Warwickshire Militia, Who Were Chiefly Artisans, Teach The Irish To Drink Beer, Or Did They Learn From The Irish How To Drink Whiskey?

How Impossible It Is Not To Laugh In Some Company, Or To Laugh In Others.

Come When You're Called; And Do As You're Bid; Shut The Door After You; And You'll Never Be Chid.

Sir Patrick Rackrent Lived And Died A Monument Of Old Irish Hospitality.