Come On. I Got Drunk

I've Gone Through Stages Where I Hate My Body So Much That I Won't Even Wear Shorts And A Bra In My House Because If I Pass A Mirror, That's The End Of My Day.

I Still Don't Know What Episcopalian Means.

It's Weird Not Having Companionship And Not Having Somebody To Talk To. I Have Two Goldfish In My Hotel Room. They Said, "if You Would Like Companionship, We Can Bring You A Goldfish." I Was Like, "bring Me A Goldfish!" I Have Two Because When I Needed The Water Changed They Brought Another One. I Was Like, "don't Take Desmond!"

Five Years From Now I'm Probably Going To Look Back On The Things I'm Doing And Cringe.

I Never Thought I'd Be In A Position Where People Would Be Talking About My Sexuality And Saying How Good I Look In Underwear.