Clinton Left The White House

The Idea That Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus Is A Bunch Of Bullshit. Treat Her Like You Would A Friend, And You'll Wind Up With A Lover.

Let's Make A Law That Gay People Can Have Birthdays, But Straight People Get More Cake - You Know, To Send The Right Message To Kids.

March Madnesss...the Only Place Where You Hear 'kansas Is Advancing.'

I Understand We're On Our Way To Being A Third World Country. Could We Just Stop At 'second World' Before We Get There?

Little Do Women Know What Big Ideas I Have In My Pants.