March Madnesss...the Only Place Where

Tiger Woods Apologized To The Three Women In America He Never Got Around To Sleeping With.

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot Head, But A Pessimist.

This Is My Question For Conservatives: Don't You Want To Live, Too?

'the Lorax,'...it's A Mythical, Woodland Creature, Right, Who's For Saving Trees. He Speaks For The Trees Because No One Else Can. Kind Of The Way Conservatives Speak For Fetuses.

It's So Childish, "greatest Country In The World." It's Like Saying, "i Have The Greatest Wife In The World. Not Just The One Best Suited For Me, The Greatest Wife In The World. And If You Could Have My Wife, You'd Kill Your Wife."