City Wits, Country Humorists.

To Postpone Unpleasantness Is Human; To Forget It Is Divine.

One Who Can Find Lemons Sweet And Grapes Sour Is Ready For Dame Fortune.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

Loneliness Is More Likely To Lead To Fussy Housekeeping Than To Grand Views Of The Universe.

Inevitably, Almost Everything We Say Is Either Quotation Or Paraphrase.