Cigarettes, I Won't Do Cigarettes,

I've Always Believed In The Concept Of Retirement. I Retired For The First Time At Age 18 ... From School. To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Want To Do Without Worrying About Getting Paid For It.

I'm As Clean As A Whistle.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth. Jazz Is Hitting The Notes That That No One Else Would Hit, And Comedy Is Saying Words That No One Else Would Say.

I Do Have A Plan For The Country [the Usa]. It Needs Education. And There Should Be Drug Education - Only People Should Be Taught How To Smoke Pot, Because Even Potheads Don't Know How To Smoke Pot. I've Evolved Into Not Only An Activist, But An Educator. I Want To Show People How, When, And Why They Should Smoke Pot.

I Was About Sixteen When I Discovered That Music Could Get You Laid, So I Got Into Music Boy, Didn't Matter What You Looked Like Either, You Could Be A Geeky Looking Guy But If You Played Music, Whoa, You'd Get The Girls.