Chris [farley] - I Would

I Have Been Looking Forward To This Age Of My Life For A Long Time. In My Twenties, I Marked The Days On The Calendar - I Was Sick Of Playing High-school Kids.

I Happen To Be A Movie Star, But I'm Not Saying, "hey, I'm A Role Model. Imitate Me."

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] Paved The Way For Parks And Rec And The Grinder, The Comedy Central Roast, And That Whole Side Of My Career.

[doctor Cukrowicz] Was Basically A Role Where You Have Two Diva Actresses - Maggie Smith And Natasha Richardson - And My Role Was To Say, "and Then What Happened? Tell Me More." But I Wanted To Do It Was Because A) It Was Tennessee Williams, A Great Writer, And B) It Was Richard Eyre, An Amazing Director. And To Work With Those Two Amazing Women!

The Fact Is, I Have A Great Home And I Like To Have People Come Up. I Meet Enough People Just Doing My Grocery Shopping; I Don't Need To Go Out And Meet Any More People.