[ Hosting Saturday Night Live

All The Shows We Did Pre-airdate, And I'd Come Out - "rob Lowe!" - And It Was [offers Bored Applause.] After The Show Aired? I Came Out - "rob Lowe!" - And The Place Was, Like, Bedlam. And Then The Next Week, They Wouldn't Let Anyone Under The Age Of 20 Into The Audience. And I'm Going, "so That's How It Works! Okay!"

I Can't Help But Be A Little More Gun-shy And Wary About People.

If People Find Me Attractive, It Would Be For Reasons That Anybody Finds Anybody Attractive. It's Something That Comes From Within, And It Manifests Itself Physically.

The '80s Were About Trying To Establish Myself As An Actor With A Career. And Being A Teenager Enjoying The Fruits Of Being Successful With Lots Of What I Think Is Appropriate For That Age.

She [virginia Madsen] And I Had A Really Long Relationship After That Movie ['class'] I Love Her, And I Can Imagine It Was Not Much Fun To Do That Big Sequence With A Bunch Of Laughing, Ogling Frat-boy Actors. I Mean, Can You Imagine Putting Up With Me, [john] Cusack, Alan Ruck, And Andrew Mccarthy At 18?