Champagne, If You Are Seeking

If I Had To Choose Between Life In The Soviet Union And Life In The U. S. A. , I Would Certainly Choose The Soviet Union.

This (vietnam) Was A Land Of Rebellious Barons. It Was Like Europe In The Middle Ages. But What Were The Americans Doing Here? Columbus Had Not Yet Discovered Their Country.

They Think My Mother's Ashes Are Marijuana.

So It Always Is: When You Escape To A Desert The Silence Shouts In Your Ear.

There Was Always Another Side To A Joke, The Side Of The Victim.